eM htiW klaW eriF

Looking at this may make you

want to spill your Garmonbozia all over your shoes

We love Twin Peaks

(We remember hiding behind the sofa when B.O.B came a knockin')

We love embroidery

(so much so one of us did a degree in the fucking thing)

So imagine our pleasure when we stumbled across these!

From one red headed midget to a red headed cyclops

Oh how we loved your super-strength Nadine!

We used to fancy James Hurley,

except thats all over now

once we'd googled the James Hurley of today

ROGAIN much

and he used to go out with

Who shed tears over Laura in class with

Who tried to co-erce Agent Coop to commit some paedo crimes in his hotel room

Instead of him doing his job chasing down the real paedo

Who was really this LEVIS ad reject / child scarer of 1990

Scary BOB

"it is happening again"

Christ what is up with the LogLady's face?

We imagine her log 'will have something to say about this some day'

These lovelies came from http://childrenplayingwithfire.wordpress.com/

We hope she can do some more -

where's Lucy, the receptionist with her ever faboosh cardigan ensemble?

Where's Denise, the pre- X-files tranny?

Where's Maddy? Or Laura?

(or both together as they were both Sheryl Lee anyways)

We hope there's enough canvas in the world

to fit Fat fucking Jacques Renault on one day

And what collection would be complete without Waldo?

and so if you think rubix cube was cool what about a human version?

"Roy's my family now Frank"

We've always wondered what to get for a tattoo

but have never felt the inspiration hit us

Until we saw THIS

beautiful lights by UVA

The Speed of Light by UVA from yatzer on Vimeo.

check more out

http://www.uva.co.uk/

Tapestry Genius - Fredierique Morrel -

We have been talking about making our own POUFS for a while now....

and we have also been talking about getting a pet....

well surprise surprise who would have thought that you could have got both POUF and a PET in one go?

We didn't either..... but now you can!!!!

how wonderful life is now we have these POUFS

love them

share them

sit on them

stroke them

this one below is out FAVE!

you can get human versions as well!

check it out here

http://www.frederiquemorrel.com/

UZBEKISTAN - culture

Sorry we haven't blogged for ages dearest readers

but we have been travelling the globe

to bring you sights 'n' delights

UZBEKISTAN!

We'd been invited by the British Council to go and do some work

to encourage and contemporarise this

and to quell the spread of this

ew

So after much hard effort in 30+ degree heat with no air con,

we managed to steal ourselves away to embrace some culture

and after many wrong turns

we travelled from the capital TASHKENT

to SAMARKAND to see the lovely mosques

amazing

i want that on my house entrance

and i want that on my ceiling

all the doors around the mosques were ornately carved

and the locks were so nice

stuff everywhere

the traditional child's cradle - above -

or the 'modern' equivalent -below-

which one for your child? shiny beautiful tradition

or scratchy fluoro netting?

this should be my door knocker, for sure!

more to follow!

UZBEKISTAN - markets

So Uzbek markets are hot, buzzing,

and require good knowledge of the language,

in order to barter the prices down.

Luckily we had an amazing translator

who not only did the yakking, but also did all the buying,

so we paid as close to 'local price' rather than 'extortionate tourist price'

(nothing has a listed price)

beautiful hand embroidered wedding jackets

we are the earth intruders

we are the sharp shooters

looks like Bjork picked up her Volta costumes here

'foreign rugs' - Spiderman, or Marc Almond?

The national mascot - en masse

some lovely brushes nicely displayed

odd plastic money boxes

and some lovely rugs, but alas too heavy to bring back to London!

glug glug glug

Damian Stankovic's Cipher glasses are amazing!

the pixels coordinate with the drink you put in

to spell out what you are drinking

We wonder if it will work with Champagne?