" you see he was my son, his name was Jason. And today is his birthday "
It's Friday 13th. So why not talk about the hero / anti hero we all love to hate,
Monsieur Voorhees.
Like a really pissed off goalie, the 13th series are the nostalgisms of any 80's child.
You can forget your 'reverse bear trap',
the real shitty juggernaut of the cinematic world is THIS lengthy repetitive series.
In between the hackings, slashings, gougings and general dismemberings, it is best for its 80's and early 90's looks and acting ability,
not to mention shoddy effects and crispy cornflake make up shots
Rocking on with and the bloodletting!
Whether you saw the recent 'remake' or not, its not as good as the oldies but goldies.
This series needs watching, and it needs watching now!
We don't want to see a shiny MTV bitch squealing
in some head device / contraption with '60 secs to get the key',
We wanna see big breasts with bigger hair
running around a campsite wearing a twin set and pearls!
Our particular favourites are 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 + 7.
Which are yours?
If you havent seen any of them, you are truly missing out on a treat, so what better night to get in the car, get down BlockBuster and rent some fun!?!
Just remember to lock the back door tonight before bedtime!
lovin it! Jason is Badass!
ReplyDeletejason iz da best dude! yo for sure!
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